I have never liked Valentine’s day. And it’s not cause I have never had a Valentine. I have. I just REALLY hate the holiday. 

I don’t understand it really. The celebration of a beheading for being christian? And it wasn’t even made KNOWN until Chaucer wrote some poem about it? 

And now this extremely brutal, hilariously materialistic holiday is just thrown out of proportion.

Plus, all this lovey dovey ooey gooey stuff makes me want to vomit.